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Sports September 26, 2008  RSS feed

Silent Sam

'Little' Indians no match for Big Time Byrnes

 
I've held my peace long enough.

There are quite a lot of things on my mind, but I'll give you the top five.

1. The Gaffney High School Stadium: Looks like an upgraded Love Field.

2. The players: There are only a couple of kids who weigh over 250 pounds and most of them couldn't line with the Little Indians, not to mention the high-powered Byrnes Rebels nationally ranked team.

3. The coaching staff: This group looks like they've ran a marathon. They won't be able to muster together a game plan for Friday night. They'll keep finding excuses like always. Byrnes was too fast for us or we got out coached, etc.

4. Jumbo Tron: You call that thing a Jumbo Tron? You need some very high powered binoculars to see the screen. It would however qualify for the world's largest scoreboard. The real thing is Byrnes' Jumbo Tron.

5. The crowd: The crowd will be so darn tired of walking for over a mile when they get to the stadium, they won't have enough breath to scream. They'll have to turn right around like they did last year and go right back home.

Poor old Gaffney. No way in the world are they going to match the firepower of the No. 1 Rebels. Enough for now. I might see ya'll later on down the road.

Final Score: Byrnes 63, Gaffney 6

- Silent Sam