Honey, these pants are a little tight
Klonie JORDAN
      I am at the mercy of the missus when it comes to — well, a lot of things actually — but clothing in particular. See, I have no fashion sense. Don't know what's in style, what's out of style, or who decides such things or what difference it makes if one sock is blue and the other one is black.
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What would Christmas be without a tree?
Dr. French O'Shields
      Every Christmas I am privileged to celebrate, my stocking is figuratively filled with memories. Many are from my childhood. One of my fondest childhood Christmas memories is going to cut our Christmas tree. Back then there were no tree lots around town or any commercial cutit yourself tree farms.
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THEIR VIEWS
      No more specialty plates Here's an idea: South Carolina should issue license plates that identify the vehicles on our roads — nothing more, nothing less. Those who want to make a political or personal statement can slap bumper stickers on their vehicles to their hearts' content.
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